FML

fmylife:

Today, a friend convinced me that I should throw a big party and invite everyone to come. After fixing a ton of party food, I sat around and waited for my guests to arrive. No one did. FML

FML

fmylife:

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

FML

fmylife:

“Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear ‘I love you’ for once. FML”

Wow, this guy makes Depressio look like a blog about kittens